HTC ONE M8 - Never meet your Hero

This believe it or not was my first "hero device" (yeah I know it is more used in the context of cars like "Hero Car" aka. the most over the top version of there lineup) but I was not able to effort it. Not over nearly 14 years later I got a notification from eBay that one nearby is for sale! So... I lowballed the guy so hard LOL. I payed 15 euros!

Of course it needed to be cleaned and the battery was beyond cooked, literary any task at all was instant power off. Not like I would have trusted that thing even 1mm. I replaced it and that was were I really understood HOW TERRIBLE HTC IS IN MAKING PHONES! That thing is snapped together, the mainboard sits on top of the battery that is as deep as possible between everything. Now the best part, EVERYTHING USES RIBBON CABLES AROUND THE BATTERY! And many that don't even look like once! Many covering tape (yes parts are healed by tape) have black pull parts you are meant to grab. And white ones that are in two place are just fucking ribbon cables! It is an unbelievable pain getting the battery out without breaking everything. And when putting things together after having a tiered brain is the most fun because forget one cable and it will crush the battery's backside... . I can nut emphasize enough how bad this thing is build! Not like apple where it is just build to hate you, it is just badly design and made. BUT...

...BUT the phone itself from the software to the performance, even today, is impressive. The camera is good, the 3D effect is really cool and the screen looks really nice for an IPS even (And IPS already usually look nice)! The metal feels good in the hand and the size is perfect. But that is where it ends already again... a 32bit OS (64bit SOC btw. so... yeah... 2GB more RAM and a 64bit OS and the phone would even today work well and is again HTC doing things the worst way). The M9 fixed the RAM and probably the 64bit OS issue 1 year latter LOL... can not confirm that because I don't have and want one. The bootloader unlock needs a website and it is still online for some reason. Many custom roms are available, but official support from LineageOS ended with 17.1 (Android 10). And with that installed it works well, if sometimes slow because of RAM and eMMC (because of course HTC...) sometimes. The speakers are impressive to this day but this is where I end this entry. It is a terrible phone with a good packing around it. Never meet your hero.

A few notes:

I linked everything I dug up on the Internet and Archives for the phone bellow. Just... just don't. It is not worth it.

Hashes for the last official LineageOS builds pre-build still online on Archive.org:

1b99966256ac44d46f015a3355853170fb63269ea34811b1501eb83ddc2e1687 lineage-17.1-20220211-nightly-m8-signed.zip

4e07b00e1dc1a5fa5e130ad8a89008fc386e28a042b8d0b5a41df336fa04144c lineage-17.1-20220211-recovery-m8.img

582249b7ff0c436998c81f20adc7a4b74f98aec443d82b34a7d25077189c87f7


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